We should date. You’d freakin’ LOVE me.
Don’t even start with me, Laz. You know that I appreciate your humor 99% of the time and the 1% that’s stupid, I can successfully ignore.
For the love of Pete. I named a freaking cat after you.
So don’t start with that “Marie’s so uptight” crap. I have a very few lines and one of them is adult/minor sex.
And you damn well that MANY of these posters are reveling in the subject, not just joking. You’re not a stupid man, Laz. So take off the blonde wig and fake eyelashes, unstuff your bra, and stop pretending.