[CatherineofAragon]

"Catherine, let's get married!"

I accept. However, I am already married, so this will necessitate a move to Utah. Also, I need to find a nice pioneer dress for the ceremony.

[mad_as_he$$]

Coffee, keyboard, etc. Why not let Laz and your hubby have a nerf gun duel for your hand? I would propose pistols but that could be offensive to some.

[Lazamataz]

I accept. However, I am already married, so this will necessitate a move to Utah.

Not necessarily. As my Imam wrote me:

In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
As-salāmu ‘alaykum wa-rahmatullāhi wa-barakātuh.

Remember, this ilm is deen. Polygamy is halal, but to marry a non-muslim is haram. When one performs the nikah, one must get the woman a wali, and perform Sufa three times. Then you are purified.

And Allah Ta’āla Knows Best
Imam Haradi Saheb