Wait, you dont like shiite and mushrooms?
LOL
I got a friend, eats anything and he hates mushrooms too.
Weird. Their natures tofu and take on the flavors of whatever you cook em with, as well enhancing it.
I like porcini mushrooms, celery and onions braised and then mixed into my hamburger, which I cook only enough to make it feel threatened.
Had an awesome burger today in West Hollywood at a place called “A.O.C.”.
Freaking delicious and without all that garbage that store bought hamburger has in it.
I accidently ate one once, and never forgot the consistency - it just wasn’t “right”. Octopus has a gross consistency (rubbery, and with suckers on it), and even that was more acceptable than mushrooms.
Eating mushrooms (in my closed mind) would be as unnatural as eating a rock. No logic to it...