[Forward the Light Brigade]

I still think it needs some 10 inch guns—just for tradition and for fighting pirates.

[Kenny Bunk]

Comrade, the 130MM Russki naval gun is enough to pacify any pirates, not to mention their 30MM CWIS shredders (AKA the anti-Yemeni gun.)

But I am with you in spirit. If we had real ships, e.g. a coupla old-fashioned heavy cruisers, and real scary guns, there would be no such town as Benghazi or Tripoli, among many other fly-blown Muslim hangouts within 20 miles of a beach.

BTW, how about modernizing the New Jersey with an all Lesbo crew. That would show the Friendly Sons of Muhammed (May Peace be Upon Him) what we really think of Worthy Oriental Gentlemen.