I don’t know how he managed to speak in all caps or without paragraphs,
but he sure is a smarmy butt-kissing opportunistic snake-oil selling wanker.
I bet the production values were just fine though.
Just perfect. I could not have out-done your words. Just perfect. Every time my TV somehow stops on one of these charlatan’s programs, I can't hit the remote button any slower than a nanosecond.