[lee martell]

There was a rumor that the other guy did make it all the way into the White House Kitchen,and was speading mustard on his Salami Sub Sandwich when the police finally realized he wasn’t Secret Service.

[do the dhue]

I hope that sub was worth it for him. What is up with these people?

[do the dhue]

The incident came about a month after a previous White House fence jumper sprinted across the same lawn, past armed uniformed agents and entered the mansion before he was felled in the ceremonial East Room and taken into custody.

I read right past that. didn't even recognize it. maybe they need a bug zapper fence?