We need to write sarcastic letters to the editor calling for the minimum wage to be $1,000 per hour.
I want the minimum wage raised to a $1,000 an hour (plus a Christmas bonus check). I figure after about a year I could retire someplace cheaper!
Why are you so stingy? $1000/hr? Really, is that the best we can do? Why not raise it to $10 trillion per hour, tax everyone at 10%, and then we can pay off that nasty national debt with a bunch of extra surplus money to spare!
< do I really need it? /sarcasm>