[Rastus]

Now the world will never know who’d win in a fight between Oscar de la Renta and Oscar de la Hoya.

Or, to borrow the New York Post’s headline about Ike Turner’s death:

Oscar de la Renta Beats Oscar de la Hoya To Death

[tet68]

Oscar de la Renta Beats Oscar de la Hoya To Death

And not a word about Oscar Mayer...