[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

What’s the mating call of a blond?

“I’m soooo drunk!”

What’s the mating call of a brunette?

“All the blonds have left...”

What’s the mating call of a redhead?

“Next.”

(My red-headed wife is going to kill me...)

[Salamander]

No, the redhead mating call is “**** me, if you think you’re good enough.”