[magooey]

I would rather take my chances with a court martian and risk some time in Portsmouth than go to a place where there is a good chance I would be infected with a deadly disease.

Pray tell, what is a court martian?

[gitmo]

It’s sort of like a court jester. Only green. With antennae.

[navyblue]

I would rather take my chances with a court martian and risk some time in Portsmouth than go to a place where there is a good chance I would be infected with a deadly disease.
Pray tell, what is a court martian?

What? You mean you haven’t heard? The martians have landed, and it’s all Bush’s fault.
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So gimme a break, huh? Court martial and not a martian court.