[Thud]

To: All government employees
From: the Government
Re: Protecting you from Ebola

Trust your friend, the Government. We know what we're doing.

Friend Government

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_UO5zJq4bg

[mdittmar]

The Ebola crisis is now over,the AFGE President J. David Cox Sr. has spoken,tomorrow the union reps will bring cookies and t shirts;)