[Ezekiel]

“Kids can’t take two ketchup packets [for burgers] because that would set them over on calories,” <<<

Screw her...and the horse she rode in on.

Must be the black horse of famine. The rider is even clutching the [BMI] scales.

Revelation 6:5-6 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[piasa]

LOL, I was thinking we had three horsemen of the apocalypse but couldn’t see where famine was, and now you’ve gone and found it.

[cyn]

Heh. Yeah, that fits.

Let’s MOOOOOOOOVE.