“Moms Demand Action” Sounds like something that would appear in Penthouse Forum — Under something like “Cougar Attack.”
Dear Penthouse Forum, I’m 17 and play basketball for my local high school. The other day I was bagging groceries at my local Kroger store that I work at after school when this not unattractive mother of one of my classmates asked me to double bag her...
That’s why I usually refer to them as “moms lookin’ for a little action”.