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To: SeekAndFind
Why Are the Bushies Attacking Ted Cruz?

Because everyone knows that the Bush's are the scourge of the universe! Where ya been bro? Damn near everyone knows the Bush's were responsible for the locust plague that destroyed your vegetable crop this summer.

The Bush's were responsible for the foundation leak in your basement.

The Bush's were responsible for your tomatos getting the blight.

The Bush's were responsible for your contracting genetal herpes.

The Bush's were responsible for your recent Comcast outage.

The Bush's were responsible your dentist discovering that you have a new cavity and now need a filling......(OUCH!)

The question that truly needs to be asked is why are the Republicans acting like mindless zombies and attacking any and everyone who doesn't meet the Christ like figure they demand?

Rumor has it that Jesus was about to make His return and run for office but His personal polling showed that He would have been condemned for being a liberal simply for handing out free bread and fish to 5,000 free loaders at the shore of Bethsaida.

31 posted on 10/07/2014 3:03:53 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Don't harsh my buzz homie......)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Dude/Dudette, sarcasm is not your strength. You’re NOT being effective in defense of all thing Bush.

But keep trying if that’s your want.


45 posted on 10/07/2014 4:05:04 PM PDT by House Atreides (ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN FOR CHILDERS 2014 .... Don't reward bad GOPe behavior.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

And when you defend the Bushes, be sure to reemphasize that they firmly believe that Islam is the “Religion of Peace” and that America is well served by having an open southern border policy. That will add to your believability.


46 posted on 10/07/2014 4:08:46 PM PDT by House Atreides (ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN FOR CHILDERS 2014 .... Don't reward bad GOPe behavior.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Christ Like?

No man. What conservatives want is someone who is pro american. bushes are open borders guys. Democrats advocate for americans to die fast. bushes advocate for americans to die slow.

that’s about it.


60 posted on 10/07/2014 7:01:11 PM PDT by ckilmer (q)
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