“Snow’s unborn children are delicious...”
I had one of Snow’s aborted children this morning, fried, between 2 pieces of white bread, with 3 pieces of bacon, a slice of cheese, a little mayo and some salt & pepper.
I’m not sure how many cultural, religious and moral boundaries I violated, but darn that sandwich was good
Don’t forget to keep Porky’s fat in the fridge when you fry him up — it’s better than Bessie’s churned baby food for frying Snow’s unborn! Mmmm-mmmm Porky flavor on Snow’s unborn is something you don’t want to miss!