I have to say that I do actually enjoy the interactions Glenn has with Pat & Stu. I don’t always agree with him, but I do believe he tries to get to the truth.
How are you at analogies? Try this one:
blind squirrel : nut :: glenn beck : _ _ _ _ _
Hint - it’s the last word in your post #15.
As to the overall article, tldr.
What, like his latest assertion that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene?
Beck is a flake who just wants to be liked...and who famously declared he would "stand" with GLAAD, one of the vilest pervert organizations on the planet. You can have him.