What we are witnessing is genuine bipartisanship in the response to Ebola, and all you guys do is complain.
George Bush was all about compassionate conservatism and a kinder, gentler conservatism, and that extended to open borders. Barack Obama is all about equality for all, and that is not limited by national frontiers.
Sure, open borders cause hardships for some. We must, however, hold to a larger, more encompassing vision of a government that serves the greater good.
But, first, we must acknowledge the virtues of Ebola. Ebola is a virus of peace, a virus dedicated to fairness, and equality, and humanity. No genuine Ebola virus would wantonly kill journalists and innocent children. What we are witnessing is the perversion of a great virus. We will offer support to moderate strains of the Ebola virus to isolate and eliminate this perverse strain of Ebola.
We must fight the virus over there, so that we do have to fight it here. Americans need not worry about Ebola because the US government has deployed President Obama’s proven strategy of Hope’n’Change against. In the unlikely case of an outbreak here, we can be confident that it will be contained by ObamaCare.
There is another thing that Americans should be thankful for, and that is that the US government always tells the truth in time of crisis.
Whoa, pardner—where’s that satire tag?
That was a whole big steaming pile of satire right there.
Well done, too.
“Sure, open borders cause hardships for some. We must, however, hold to a larger, more encompassing vision of a government that serves the greater good.
But, first, we must acknowledge the virtues of Ebola. Ebola is a virus of peace, a virus dedicated to fairness, and equality, and humanity. No genuine Ebola virus would wantonly kill journalists and innocent children. What we are witnessing is the perversion of a great virus. We will offer support to moderate strains of the Ebola virus to isolate and eliminate this perverse strain of Ebola.
We must fight the virus over there, so that we do have to fight it here. Americans need not worry about Ebola because the US government has deployed President Obama’s proven strategy of Hope’n’Change against. In the unlikely case of an outbreak here, we can be confident that it will be contained by ObamaCare.”
Post of the day, demonstrative of the absolute perversion the left suborns.
But, first, we must acknowledge the virtues of Ebola. Ebola is a virus of peace, a virus dedicated to fairness, and equality, and humanity. No genuine Ebola virus would wantonly kill journalists and innocent children. What we are witnessing is the perversion of a great virus. We will offer support to moderate strains of the Ebola virus to isolate and eliminate this perverse strain of Ebola.
Rofl!!! Excellent!!!