Considering the feds have a myriad of [supposedly] competent personnel teams available, their calling The Dudes™ is highly suspect. And I'm the farthest thing from a conspiracy theorist, but, come on! Dudes™?! It couldn't seem any more blatant...
Who did Congress call when Senators and Reps got white powder in the mail?
Who cleaned up the Vince Foster brain splatter, Merry Maids?