[Obadiah]

Okay, let me see if I understand this. Someone places their procreative organ into a place loaded with pathogens and they expect good results.

So, roughly, this would be like haphazardly wiping your bum and then directly placing your finger into your nose, right?

[Obadiah]

Actually, it would be like wiping someone else’s bum with your hand and then placing your finger in your nose.

Wow, that is disgusting. But, hey, let's celebrate!

Sheesh.