What's your opinion Foghorn J. Leghorn?
No, No, No. Youre doing it all wrong!
That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.
Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.
That kids about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
Youre way off, I say youre way off this time son!
Nice boy but hes got more nerve than a bum tooth.
Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap full of mice
Hes so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.
Boys gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin it off.
This boys more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.
That, I say, that boys just like a tatoo, gets under your skin.
"I say boy, you're like a candle without a wick...ain't too bright!"
Stop, I say stop it, boy! Youre doin alot of choppin but no chips are flyin."
This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.
This boys making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin a fit on a tin roof.
Boy's so dumb, you put his brain on the sharp edge of a razor blade, it would look like a marble rolling down a four lane highway.
"Any of this gettin' through to you, son?"