I’m Sorry, But You’re Just Not The Man I Hoped You Would Become When We Got Married
http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-sorry-but-youre-just-not-the-man-i-hoped-you-wo,37061/
Heh, heh! The Onion is always hilarious, except there is that old saying,
“A woman marries a man hoping to change him. A man marries a woman hoping that she’ll never change.”
I try to do something thoughtful or nice for my wife every day. Doesn’t cost me a dime (usually) & it seems to be working.