Posted on 10/01/2014 12:55:39 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
Trapeze lovers. Yes, there is a name for them and they do exist in large numbers.
My Plan B is Monica Bellucci. I know she’s a bit older than most celebrity women, but I won’t hold that against her.
Heh, heh! The Onion is always hilarious, except there is that old saying,
“A woman marries a man hoping to change him. A man marries a woman hoping that she’ll never change.”
I try to do something thoughtful or nice for my wife every day. Doesn’t cost me a dime (usually) & it seems to be working.
No man waits patiently.
I will hold it against her.
My parents were old friends with another couple, the wife became ill and eventually passed away. She told her husband he’d remarry to a woman at the bank where they had accounts, just out of the blue, no rancor. He did, a year after she died.
Let em...
As long as he drinks the same beer as I do and leaves some in the fridge for when I get home I’m cool with it......
Men don’t need Plan B because they’ve seen what the Plan A does, so they just chill till they find another A.
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Nah, we men don’t need a plan B because any port in a storm.
I have saw that happen more then once, seems women have this instinct. Also saw lots of women meet their new mates when the husband is at a loss what to do with funds. Women can smell money, no offense Ladies, just life observations.
So charming. Let’s give them more priveleges in the name of feminism.
I always enjoyed being plan C. They don’t give a shit by then and will be happy if you just pick up your underwear.
Plan A is never sure until Plan B shows up.
-PJ
Okay. Two stories.
First I have an elderly couple pushing 80 as shirt-tail relations. She was asked by a friend if she passed away first did she have a preference if her husband remarried.
She said that she preferred he didn’t remarry. Her friend asked, why do you want that, don’t you want him to be happy?
She answered, He’s had “happy.”
Next story.
My best buddy is an attorney that as a youngster practiced some family law for just a couple of years. He said that these plan “B” guys were almost always discarded in a very short time. He said, “No one needs a parachute after they reach the ground.”
What Democrat wrote this nonsense.
Who wants ‘plan B’, because after this I will need one hell of a vacation....I’m tired. If I die first he will be close behind as I do most everything, and that’s what he tells me.
I have a wonderful husband who is ill....and he is an honorable man....that would be a hard act to follow with what I see in the news!
At this point....in this economy and with the nutcases availabe....seriously.....lol
“Men are like parking places, all the good ones are taken already.”
Mr GG2 will have to kill me to get rid of me. LOL!
Gee, why don’t guys want to get married?
Absolutely bizarre.
One thing that has changed the most since my younger days is the use of social media to re-connect to former “lives”, so to speak. I’m sure this has had a horrible effect on many relationships; I don’t blame the technology, rather the users.
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