[CatOwner]

I hate stories that don’t have a happy ending.

[W.]

What’s that meme? You had one...something, dammit, I can’t remember what it was! Oh well, maybe nexr meme. ;)

[forgotten man]

Reminds me of an old joke. A man from Brooklyn has a gun with two bullets. He gets on an elevator. At the next floor Stalin, Hitler, and Walter O’Malley get on the elevator. The man from Brooklyn shoots O’Malley twice.