[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

When I picked up a girl for a date, I went inside her home and met her father, who made it clear that I had better bring his daughter home in the same condition in which I found her. This had a chilling effect on a young male libido, which proved mutually beneficial.

As country singer Rodney Adkins put it in his song "Cleaning this gun"...

Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun.

I had the pretty much the same conversation with the lads who came into our home to date my daughter.

[Resolute Conservative]

Several of my daughter’s suitors actually arrived to see me practicing beside the house.