“By joining JPMorgan Chase, I’m simply cutting out the middleman -- the U.S. Justice Department -- and going to work directly for the great Jamie Dimon,” he said. “Plus, when Jamie Dimon calls you, or one of his many secretaries calls you, you pick up the phone immediately. Seriously, that’s what we do here in Washington.”
More than a few bit on it over at the source in the comments section, as well. And there’s a half-dozen Onion-esque articles over there, too. Been there, done that—602P email tax... ;)