“We are on our way to meet Baboola, a self-professed Cannibal. He is however against the recent murders, and claims that he only eats previously dead people. A very important distinction apparently in the Cannibal culture.”
I should hope so. The good Mr Baboola doesn’t want to be lumped in with those vulgar sorts who just kill you in the street and then drag you home for the evening meal.
Wonder if an NEA grant would cover my documentary idea, “Tourist Chef Baboola cooks Chicago Street Kill”.
BTW, that Baboola fella most likely has some drunken Yalie blood in him somewhere in his line.
So “recently dead people” means they all died of some unspecified, unknown disease some unknown time before the bodies were cleaned and prepared for cooking (if they were cooked at all) ..... and have been siting in the hot, flu-infested sun decaying before being turned onto the guy’s food, right?
Yeah. real healthy.