FUBO.
Hey Obamadork, why not fly to one of those stinkin’ pseudo muzzie countries where ISIS exists and serve as a forward air controller for the strikes?
Our military promises (cross their hearts) to get those cruise missile coordinates correct.
Better still, as he’s such a consummate peacemaker, he should take his Roman columns there and dazzle them with the presence of his very being. After all, he aspires to be Caliph. Surely they’d welcome him.