[tacticalogic]

Steam came out of Alan Colmes’ ears as he seethed at those remarks.

Prolly smelled like douche.

[Arthur McGowan]

Several years ago, Colmes was on someone else’s radio show, discussing his engagement (to Monica Crowley’s sister). A caller called in and offered his congratulations, and then said, “Alan, I just wanted to ask, Is she a sighted woman?”