Michelle has put conditions on her Democrat appearances: the F/L will headline only $10,000 a plate Democrat fund-raisers, and only if they serve her favorite foods:
<><> Julienned kale on brick-oven baked rice crackers.
<><> Herb-dusted jicama chips, carrot strips and broccoli buds w/ whipped tofu eggplant dip.
<><> Unfiltered fiber-rich grape juice made w/ unsprayed fruit.
<><> Flambéed flaxmeal fiber bars sweetened w/ raisins dried on volcanic soil.
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)