I have "internships" that last a week... Our "lifeskill development program" includes cleaning stalls, digging holes for fenceposts, changing the oil on the Tractor, weeding the garden, laundry, splitting wood, meal preparation, and shovelling snow.
I am interviewing now... so tell all the 25 year-old bisexual moonbat future crazy cat ladies you know to get in their applications and not to forget that they need to include a photo... and a copy of their most recent STD test.
STD test?
Are their organized orgies or something?
That sounds great! The moonbats like that who lived out here ran back to the city when Obama ruined the economy and they couldn’t pay others to do stuff the rest of us do for ourselves-the weeding, wood splitting/fetching, cooking, etc-but if you advertise in the SA or Dallas papers, you will probably get plenty of victims-er-customers who will even pay for that week of education-that is what the dude ranches do...