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To: BenLurkin

The other day my wife and I were shopping at Costco in Austin. As usual, there were several sampling stations. This family of Mohammedan loons was asking what was in the taco. The woman read the ingredients and said, “Meat products”. The woman of the Mohammedan clan said, “Does meat products include pork?” I picked up one of the samples, popped it into my mouth, and said, “Mmmmm, pork. It tastes so good.” The Mohammedans scattered. The elderly woman handing out the samples thanked me for frightening them away.” For the record, the taco appeared to be all beef.


7 posted on 09/21/2014 8:43:28 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Shoulda given the Mrs a brotherly smooch on the cheek right away.

You know...”an act of love.”


9 posted on 09/21/2014 8:46:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
Lol.

Wonder when Muslims in the US and CAIR will start demanding that all pork products be banned.

Here is a bit of irony for ya — if they are that picky then maybe they should look for the kosher label. Lol.

11 posted on 09/21/2014 8:49:16 AM PDT by dhs12345
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