I feel so lucky.
Sorry about BO.
I've got some bad news for you smug Canucks.It's just been learned that Osama Obama wasn't born in Hawaii...or Kenya...but in Windsor,Ontario to an individual holding Canadian citizenship (and no other citizenship) and one holding Kenyan citizenship (and no other citizenship).
Our INS will be deporting him,via the Ambassador Bridge,Monday morning.
Sorry about that! ;-)