I knew the Yorkshiremen sketch before you were born, repeal. One of the greats of Monty Python - I saw it live at City Center around 1980.
That said, yeah, we ate pasta for nine months this past fall and winter and early spring because of the economy. No meat, no fish, no nothin’.
When you ate the pasta, was it with African or European swallows?
So, you’re old. You want a prize?