Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!
oK, that one gets an official “WTF are those????????”
On another topic....today while at the Josef Mengele school of dentistry, at one point in the “festivities” I reached a high note that Beverly Sills couldnt reach! Translation: The novocaine isnt working Mister Wizard!!
OY VEY!! And to top it all off, the freak smiles when he is done, and says “See you in 6 months!” (Not if I see you first!!)