So I’m at an observance of Constitution Day last week and in a contest, testing our knowledge of the constitution.
Now, I’m gonna win and I’m one question away.
The moderator asks:
“Besides Constitution Day, what other day is celebrated concurrently? “.
“My Birthday!” I yelled.
“Wrong Answer” replied the Mod.
“You call my Mom on Wednesday and tell her that!” I protested.
The Mod says “Anyone know the answer?”.
So I’m looking around and . . . Nothing.
No one answered.
I turned to the gal behind me and whispered “Citizenship Day” and she yelled out the same.
Afterward, many people came up to tell me I’d been robbed and should have won.
“Mom’s not gonna be happy when she hears her son got dissed” I mused.
We all laughed.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Constitution Day.
Happy Citizenship Day.
Happy birthday! Get your celebratory sub at Firehouse.