[a fool in paradise]

It could have been worse. He could have been dealing those little cellophane bags of salted peanuts to pour into the Pepsi too. That would be grounds for double secret probation.

He should try selling little flags.

Woodruff HS Students Made To Remove American Flags From Vehicles(WSPA (Spartanburg, SC) ^ | 9/14/14)

The school's principal, Aaron Fulmer, confiscated the flags because he said it is against district policy to “draw attention” to one's vehicle.

[shove_it]

That principal will be lucky to keep his job pulling a stupid thing like that in a place like S. Carolina.