[biff]

I was just sitting at my computer laughing at this thinking:

After getting busted and in the slammer, this kids cellmate asks: “Whattaya in for kid?”
Kid: “Smuggling Pepsi into high school!”

[Old Teufel Hunden]

After getting busted and in the slammer, this kids
cellmate asks: “Whattaya in for kid?”
Kid: “Smuggling Pepsi into high school!”

From Alice's Restaurant and Massacre

I walked over to the group W bench and they said, "Kid, whatdya get?" I said I didn't get nothin, I had to pay 50 dollars. They said "kid what was you arrested for?" and I said litterin and they all moved away from me on the bench there. Until I said and creatin a nuisiance and they all moved back, shook my hand and we had a great time on the group W bench talkin bout crime and mother stabbin and father raping....

[Darksheare]

And all the hardened cons back up away from him as if he’s got the plague...