[Old Teufel Hunden]

"and you Yanks think your civil liberties are in danger. Sheesh!"

Oh trust me, I could see a situation like this arise in our schools. Kids are already getting suspended for things like pocket knives, NRA and American flag t-shirts. It's not much of a leap with "black market" pepsi sales. Especially in light of Moochelle's crackdown on "unhealthy" foods.

[defconw]

You forgot pastries eaten into the shape of a gun.