ISIS barbarian: I hear Boko Haram has declared its own caliphate.
2nd ISIS barbarian: Boko Haram. Pfffffft. Buncha amateurs.
Al Qaida barbarian: Damned straight, Achmed. Those Boko weenies couldn’t behead a chicken.
ISIS barbarian: Yup. Allah knows the only legit terrorists are ISIS. The rest are just posers.
Al Qaida barbarian: ISIS??? You must be kidding! Those clowns don’t know a fatwah from a fart.
2nd ISIS barbarian: Take that back, infidel dog, or I keel you.
Al Qaida barbarian: Yeah? You and whose caliphate?
Boko Haram barbarian: Mine! Yiyiyiyiyi!
If Boko Haram was taking over territory near Saudi Arabia and Jordan, or Assad was the president of Nigeria, I wonder if things would be different?