There seem to be two libertarian parties or a huge campaign against them. Aren’t libertarians against big government and for more freedom. What is wrong with less government, less taxes, less micromanagement and more freedom?
This morning my friend lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home he stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of his pickup truck and said in a very sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”
He thought a few seconds and asked, “What kinda ammo ya got?”
I had some NSFW concerns. Here's a maximally work-and-family-friendly excerpt:
'This morning my friend lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
'On the way home he stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
'She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup truck and said in a very sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in trading s*x for ammo?”
'He thought a few seconds and asked, “What kinda ammo ya got?”'
Now that is funny.
Just perhaps not in the way the author intended.
for peace!
for pot!
for legal hookers!
for ron paul!
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The thing you learn on threads like this is that many self identified “Conservatives” are no different from progressives. They want big government control just as much as any liberal. They just want to control different things.
Losertarians AREN’T funny. They cost elections.
The only other threads where you see such rabid responses are those relating to Apple Inc.