The two first names: Darrien and Darren are too similar.
It will be too difficult for them to keep track of who they are pi$$ed at.
You'd have demonstrators working from notes and cue cards...Rev Al can't even work with a teleprompter...Rev Jesse would turn it into a mispronunciation nightmare.
17 posted on 09/13/2014 10:12:01 PM PDT by capt. norm