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“I’m sure the global warming cult will drag out some sophistry to explain that all this early snow and record cold is just a manifestation of global warming....”.

Funny that you should mention that. Today DR Mann, Jones and Hansen released their findings on “Global Warming Precipitation”. According to the self acclaimed Global Warming experts a new form of water is being formed through Global Warming.

The new water is H6 O instead of H2 O. Dr Mann speculated that this “heavy water” ( 3 times as much hydrogen) is being formed by carbon latching onto water oxygen modules to for CO 2 under Global Warming conditions.

Dr Mann has validated this speculation by entering data created by Dr Jones and Dr Hansen into his Global Warming Model. The result was the graphic known as the “Frozen Precipitation Hockey Stick Graph”.

Dr Mann has stated that new form of water could be very dangerous to the environment and to people. People drinking too much of the heavy water could become saturated with hydrogen and possibly explode if they come in proximity of an open flame.

Another occurrence, which could be fatal, is if a person’s swimming pool was filled with untested water. The heavy water would sink to the bottom and the regular water would float to the top where it could evaporate. If chlorine shock treatment were added to the pool it could cause a chemical explosion of the hydrogen and create a chlorine cloud which would kill all vegetation, kittens and puppies, and babies within a one mile area.

Environmental dangers would be just as severe. A golf ball sized hail would weigh as much as a baseball sized hail and a baseball sized hail would weigh as much as a bowling ball because of the extra hydrogen atoms. Because of the increased weight many snow plows would have to be replaced with new plows with increased capabilities.

Dr Mann has contacted the UN Secretary, Bang The Moon to alert the IPCC to the global dangers of this discovery.