There's a robot that can prepare 360 hamburgers per hour all by itself. Notably, this hamburger-prepping robot:
Don't belong to any unions
Doesn't complain about working overtime
Never smokes weed during its break
Doesn't spit in the customer's food
Doesn't sue its employer for on-the-job injuries
Never protests for higher wages
Doesn't need time off for vacations
Never steals food from the company
Doesn't sexually harass the female workers
Doesn’t sexually harass the female workers
Or the male workers. This is about california after all.