Perhaps you do not fully appreciate Canadian culture. At a nineteenth century debate, I believe involving two individuals who would both eventually become PM, though I forget the details, one of them delivered a line to the other to the effect “Excuse me, but there is only room for one drunk on this stage.”
What I don’t appreciate is making light of the alcholic’s plight
“Perhaps you do not fully appreciate Canadian culture.”
“Maple syrup”, and “Maple Leaf” Brand hotdogs are the only things I can think of right now. Well...perhaps a fresh baguette with some St. Andres triple-whipped cream cheese, and a cup of espresso with lots of cream & sugar, as well.