Uh, Lurch, chapter and verse, please.
[ Uh, Lurch, chapter and verse, please. ]
And so sayeth thine lord upon the unholy creation of sewn together body parts hewn together with thread and the poison of spoiled food: Go forth and helpeth those who bugger goats and swine from the firey winds of the air and the rising tide of the seas that be brought forth by the belching of unholy vehicles of utility...
From the Book of Allah the Gore, inventor of the spider web of lighting carrying messages, chapter Who gives carp, verse who the hell gives a dang.