[Dallas59]

[logi_cal869]

To be fair & accurate to the tone of the OP, that gif should have the Cockateil/Parrot/whatever tossing the dog 'cow chips' and telling the dog,

"Here doggie, doggie: Biscuit Treats! YumYum! Come & get 'em. Have some more!!! EeeKaw!"...

Of course, my POV what's served up with the jobs report 'reporting':

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

/s