I do not even answer the door unless one of the Dobes is with me.
Granted, it’s been years since anyone was bold enough to knock, but once they get a glimpse of a big ass dog staring at them with suspicious, ill humor, whatever they thought they wanted suddenly seems unimportant.
If you don’t have a big dog, get one.
I have one, but he's everybody's friend. I really enjoyed our red Dobie, I should get another one.
What's black and tan and looks good on a democrat?