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Obama on GOP: ‘We’ll Break Those Folks Down… That’s How I Got Michelle to Marry Me’
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| 2 Sep 2014
| Eddie Scarry
Posted on 09/02/2014 7:05:47 AM PDT by mandaladon
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To: mandaladon
Rev Wright got the mooch to marry bath house Barry for a price. Probably the only capitalist market based transaction he’s ever been a party to.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:28:54 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: mandaladon
I don’t know what he thinks he has to break down—The GOP can’t wait to roll over for him.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:29:59 AM PDT
by
Arm_Bears
(Rope. Tree. Politician. Some assembly required.)
To: mandaladon
Thats how I got Michelle to marry me I just wore her down.
I can picture it now:
BHO: No, I'm serious! Let's get married!
Michelle Robinson [MR]: Barry, you don't mean that!
BHO: I do!
MR: But your a faggot!
BHO: It's more complicated than that. Marry me, I'll make it work!
MR: Barry, you're a nice guy and everything . . .
BHO: It's the only way! I think we can get you plugged in for a quarter-mil a year at Billings. Maybe more.
MR: That's great Barry, but . . .
BHO: I'm going places, we BOTH know that. You KNOW my connections. C'mon Michelle help me make it!
MR: I know you mean well, Barry, but . . .
BHO: You don't love me 'cause I'm half white. Is THAT IT?
MR: No, you're just fine. It's the half something else that scares me.
BHO: Look, I'll give you room. You will do just fie on this ride, woman.
MR: Barry, Barry . . .
BHO: I'm almost done begging. I've got a phone. [Pulls out Blackberry] If you choose wrong, you could ruin not only your life but those of your loved ones. You do understand that you leave no choice.
MR: [Eyes wide open, scared stiff] Make it . . . a third of a million and I'll go along.
BHO: You're wonderful, Michelle. [Puts phone away]
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:40:25 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
To: mandaladon
Thats how I got Michelle to marry me I just wore her down. It's easier when you set your sights that low.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:45:52 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(Why democrat voters are like sperm: Only 1 in a million work.)
To: mandaladon
Only Obama would be stupid enough to see getting fat Michelle to marry him, as a victory of some kind.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:48:27 AM PDT
by
righttackle44
(Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
To: mandaladon
If the Fed and the treasury keep creating huge amounts of money out of thin air, there will sooner or later be an increase in the minimum wage. But, prices will be rising also, leaving the minimum wagers no better off.
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posted on
09/02/2014 7:59:08 AM PDT
by
mjp
((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
To: mandaladon
Old World War I slogan: “Victory is a question of stamina.” Lefties, of course, apply it to all the wrong things.
To: firebrand
No, he got Michelle to marry him because they both needed beards.
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posted on
09/02/2014 8:03:31 AM PDT
by
sport
To: sport
A strategy tested and proven successful in New York.
To: Opinionated Blowhard
” - - - what he focuses on. - - “
Yup. Obama knows that Boehner and his RINOs must be kept cowed in submission.
Ponder this:
Now that Obama has removed the US Marines and the US Army, (Obamacode: boots on the ground), from the Russian and Militant Muslim Theaters of War, both Russia and the Militant Muslims know that they are assured of quickly obtaining ground control of the Eastern Mediterranean.
Both the Russians and the Militant Muslims know that their rapid ground advances will end once the Impeachment Proceedings begin on Obama.
Russia needs to have land and Naval control of the north shore of the Black Sea and western Turkey in order to have unfettered access from its only warm water Naval port in Crimea to the Mediterranean Sea.
With the Militant Muslims, (al Qadea, al Sharia, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, ISIS, etc., etc., etc.), controlling the land transport of much of the Worlds Oil, and Russias Navy controlling the Eastern Mediterranean shipment of Oil, Israel would have no choice but to become a neutral Nation - - - the Switzerland of the Middle East.
The Democrat control of the US Senate and Administration, has resulted in a strategy of Domestic Financial weakness, betrayal to Americas Allies, and exponentially emboldened Military planners in Russia and the Muslim Militant community.
Will Speaker Blank Check Boehner continue to financially support the Obama-Reid-Jarrett Regime Strategy of ceding control of the Eastern Mediteranian/Middle East to the Russians and Militant Muslims?
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posted on
09/02/2014 8:11:25 AM PDT
by
Graewoulf
(Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
To: mandaladon
Nobody can kill jobs faster than Obama.
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posted on
09/02/2014 8:26:51 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: mandaladon
his “marriage” was ‘arranged’ by the person who introduced them, our de facto President and his handler... Valerie
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posted on
09/02/2014 8:33:30 AM PDT
by
maine-iac7
(Christian is as Christian does - by their fruits)
To: mandaladon
You should have gone straight “Would you like to be Emperoress ?”
To: mandaladon
The Because It Ain’t Right Speech! The Elegant One boosts the Gettysburg address one more notch.
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posted on
09/02/2014 9:14:36 AM PDT
by
stocksthatgoup
(Turning the Party over to the so-called moderates wouldnÂ’t make any sense at all." -- Pres. Reagan)
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