My strategy involves Nukes and Bacon
WAIT! Save the actual bacon and just use the grease. I wouldn’t want a BLT to suffer over these clowns.
two words
weaponized bacon
I have a feeling though that a number of those ISIS add-ons who had to read "Koran for Dummies" in order to sign up probably still have a taste for bacon.
Gotta think of something else to take the place of bacon. Hmmm.
Simply put: You know ISIS is in a grid square: Arc Light it like we did in Vietnam. 24 hours straight, then move on to next grid square that has ISIS fighters in it. After a while, either they are all dead or the locals are killing them for us. As for “collateral damage”, if you are muslim and you are not fighting ISIS, you must be for ISIS. We can selectively bomb if some are fighting ISIS. Otherwise, you will not see me crying crocodile tears.