ISIS: you are my prisoner and you and your plane must attack our enemies. Your mission is to fly your plane and shot down American warplanes.
Captured pilot : ok
ISIS airtraffic controller: You are off course, return to base now
Captured pilot: do the letters FO mean anything to you? Over and out!
Should I be worried about being kidnapped, to teach these scoundrels how to control airplanes?
:-)